My Wife Went On A Rampage! Film At 11
Posted: Saturday, April 04, 2009
by Gary W. Halsey Sr.
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It was on Wednesday morning, when I sat down to have my cup of coffee, and my brother in law had, called, his name is Herman, and we were just talking about the weather in Longmont Colorado, where he lived, and I was sitting in my dining room here at the my house, in Tucson Arizona. He asked if Christine was home, and I told him no, that she had gone to work a couple of hours ago, (she works in retail), and I told him that I had just sit down to have my 2 nd cup of coffee. Well, him and I were just talking about anything, and everything, when I heard the phone click, and I told him to hold on, because I was getting a incoming call, and he said okay, and I clicked over to answer the call, and it was Phyllis, my wife's boss at her work, and she was extremely upset.
She said "Gary, Christine and I had this big knock down, drag out fight at the store" she said, "And Christine hit me, and she hit me hard, and stormed out of the store". I asked Phyllis, "Why was she so angry, what made her that mad, and where did she go"? I was in a panic! She continued "I have no idea where she went, but Gary, I had to call the police, although I didn't want to, and they too, are looking for her, I have never seen her this way before, we have had our differences, but this got way out of hand, and my District Manager told me to call the police"! I went into panic mode, (my wife is Italian, and she does have that "Italian temper", but never to the point of hitting someone), so I told Phyllis to hold, and clicked over to Herman on the other line, I said "Herman, I have to go, your sister and her boss got into a argument, and Christine hit her, and stormed out of the store, I have to go and find her because Phyllis had called the police, and they too were looking for her"!! He said, "Go" and so I hung up from Herman, and clicked back over to Phyllis, and asked her, "What happened, what did you say to her, I have got my keys, and I am ready to go and look for her right now, we can talk when we get there because I had a feeling where Christine would be, (at my son's house) and would call her when I found her". She said "Okay, but be careful, she is really upset".
My heart was racing, and I was so scared, not for me, but for Christine. I had a really hard time believing that she would actually hit someone. I was about to get into my truck, and my cell phone rang, and I saw my wife's phone number and was really glad to see she was calling me, I quickly answered the phone, and it was my wife on the other end and she said, "April Fools honey, Phyllis and I gotcha"!!! Phyllis was rolling with laughter in the background, and there was just silence on the phoneChristine said, "Honey"? I started laughing, and then I was mad, and then I started laughing again they had finally got me. this was a payback for the time that I scared my wife when we lived in California, about the Earthquake gag I pulled, see that gag in my article California Earthquake Disaster (for Me That Is). . It took her several years to get me back, but get me back she did, and good! One thing about us guys, we think that we will always get the last laugh, I am not to sure on this one, and she got me pretty good. By the way, I did call my brother in law back, and told him what had happened, and he simply said, "I know", and started laughing! They were all in on it!! Not fair!!
My heart was racing, and I was so scared, not for me, but for Christine. I had a really hard time believing that she would actually hit someone. I was about to get into my truck, and my cell phone rang, and I saw my wife's phone number and was really glad to see she was calling me, I quickly answered the phone, and it was my wife on the other end and she said, "April Fools honey, Phyllis and I gotcha"!!! Phyllis was rolling with laughter in the background, and there was just silence on the phoneChristine said, "Honey"? I started laughing, and then I was mad, and then I started laughing again they had finally got me. this was a payback for the time that I scared my wife when we lived in California, about the Earthquake gag I pulled, see that gag in my article California Earthquake Disaster (for Me That Is). . It took her several years to get me back, but get me back she did, and good! One thing about us guys, we think that we will always get the last laugh, I am not to sure on this one, and she got me pretty good. By the way, I did call my brother in law back, and told him what had happened, and he simply said, "I know", and started laughing! They were all in on it!! Not fair!!
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Top-level comments on this article: (8 total)hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! That's what you get. What is your wife's #! Boy would I love to high-five her :-)Thanks for sharing this great story!!! Blessings to you! TeresaTeresa, NOT FUNNY hahahahahahaha actually, it was....but I can laugh now, but not then, she really got me, and I must admit, I deserved it!! Never should have done that "Earthquake" thingy.....now I kinda see how she felt..that was scary..I love her anyways, we are still laughing about it!!!! Thanks for the chuckle, you made me laugh with you laughing!!! hahahaha, thanks for the read, and the comments....Your friend in pen, and fan, ......Gary....twasn't funny!! hahahahaWell, maybe I should be a bit more sensitive. You pour thing, you. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. ha. :-)Still your friend in pen -- oh ya, and kudos to your vato (bro in law) for playing it of well. heeeeeeheeeeehaaaaahaaaaha.Just in case you might misunderstand me, I do feel a tinge of sadness for you. Peace out dude.hahahahahhahhahaahhahhaa oh quit it!!!! hahahhahahhaha my sides are hurting, your making me laugh to hard!!!!!! Your pal, and fan Gary
Oh Yeah!!!I knew that "earthquake" bit would get you in trouble, but forgive me! Funny! Funny stuff!! You really had me going, though. It had the feel of one of those unforeseen tragedy works.Nicely Done!!Ken, I knew it too, but she waited all these years to do it, I think that was the funniest part...talk about pre-meditated!!! lol. And your right, it got me in trouble...she got me good, and I couldn't believe how believeable it was...they really had me going. Wow. I'm glad you enjoyed it tho, and I did deserve it....I might think before I do the next time, I'm still laughing......Thanks for reading it and commenting....I will be waiting for your article tomorrow....can't wait to read it..... Your pal, and friend in pen......I can finally start reading now, and writing.....I missed you guys!!! Gary
If if weren't so close to April 1 when I am reading this, I would have fallen for it, but I saw through it right away. I loved the story though; your wife has a good sense of humour.My neighbour is in the moving business and on April 01, one of his employees phoned his (the employee's) wife and said that he dropped a piano on his foot and had to go to emergency. His wife panicked and said she would be right there. This was not what the employee expected, so he went the drug store and bought some bandages, wrapped his foot in them and drove to the hospital emergency and sat in the waiting room. His wife came in, saw him there, and asked why he wasn't being attended to. He said it would take several hours, as they were busy. She is Irish and has a real temper. She went to the admitting window and started yelling at the clerk about not attending to her husband. The clerk, of course, had no idea what she was talking about and had her escorted out of the hospital. In the meantime, his parents found out about the accident and were also upset. When they all found out the truth they were even more upset. I don' know where he slept that night. Probably in the back of the moving van.hahahahahhahahaha In back of the moving van?.....hahahahahahhaha this was a funny tale, and it would have been something I would have been capable of doing, and I can relate sooooooooooo well. Poor guy...just sitting there....getting all of this abuse from his wife....and parents....hahahahhaahhahha, bet you he thinks twice, (like I am doing) before he pulls a stunt like that again, although hilarious.hahahahahaha I am still laughing. Great comment David, and one of the funniest I have read.....A Piano??? hahahahahahaha Great read, I enjoyed reading that as much as I enjoyed writing the article...tell him it's okay, they will all laugh about it in a year....maybe next April.....hahahahahhaha Your friend and fan ..... Gary
That was so great! I love a good April Fool's joke--unless of course, it's on me. Have a good one.SandraHi Sandra, thanks for stopping by and reading my article...It wasn't funny at the time, but once my heart stopped racing, then I could start laughing....it took her awhile to get me back, but get me back she did....hahahhahaha, Fun times at the Halsey house!!! Thank you so much for reading it, I'm glad you enjoyed it, and I appreciate your support, Your pal, and fan.....Gary
Gary U.S. Saving Bonds,Nice one! Tis the season to goof on another, tra, la, la, la, laaaa, laa, laa, laa, laaaa. Peace!Thanks Jeff for you great comment and read.....She got me good....lol...it gets funnier everytime I read it...hahahhahaha, Thanks again buddy...your friend in pen...Gary..
I enjoyed your article Gary. I held the title for April Fool's for a while in our household but my husband got the last laugh last year. This April Fool's Day was unusually quiet.Brianna, thank you so much for your wonderful comment, if they don't get me here at home, they get me at work, I can't win for losing!!! hahahhahaha, Ya have to have a great since of humor to live in my house, or work where I work!!! I appreciate your warm comments, and you reading my article, Your friend in pen, and thank you......Gary
hi gary,i thought this was quite deliciously diabolical :)very precise timing. anything to get that blood pumping.thanks for sharing with us,my best,sueSue, I am going to tell my wife you said that what she did was "deliciously diabolical", she is gonna lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve you!!!! I think it must be a woman thing, you guys think about how to get us guys back for years......then when ya do it!!! It is DIABOLICAL!!! hahahahahhahahaha, she will love that comment...Okay, okay, I will tell you for her...(insert hesitant pause here) "THANKS SUSAN"....that was from my wife....she liked that phrase!!!! Thank you for reading my article, and your deliciously diabolical comments, Your friend and fan..............Gary....and now Christine!! Geesh...
Love your article. I agree with Sandra it is funny as long as it's not happening to me.Linda DLinda, boy isn't that the truth!!!!! She , My wife, really got me on this one....I must admit, I was quite affraid for her....I could just see her in prison, wearin' that little stripped outfit, or a orange jump suit....and I would have to go and visit her, take her playgirl magazines, and candy bars.......Is that a little over the top? hahahahhahaa, how about a tin cup, so she can rattle the bars...while singin' Swing low, sweet cheriott........hahahahhahahha, I am having all of these visuals....Thanks Susan, for letting me think out loud....not that you had a choice poor thing.....Your fan, and friend in pen..........Gary
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