My Routine, Is This Normal?
Posted: Sunday, February 08, 2009
by Gary W. Halsey Sr.
All Season Karaoke and D.J.
What Condition My Condition Is In
Just me
Why do we do,
what we do each day?
Ever stop to wonder,
what makes us this way?
Are we creatures of habit,
this I think is true!
When you wake up each morning,
does it change for you?
It doesn't for me,
now that is a fact,
I climb out of bed,
scratchin' my crack!
I head for the toilet,
seems the first thing to do,
Why is that?
I haven't a clue!!
Then I look in the mirror,
it scares me to death!
my hair is all over,
and I look like "Beth"!
I read "National Geographic",
as I sit on the pot,
Drinkin' my coffee,
really hits the spot!
Every single day,
this is my routine,
to take a shower,
and climb into my jeans.
I comb my hair,
lookin' good I think!
until I look down,
and see that hair in the sink!
I'm sheddin' like a dog,
I think to myself,
holy shit and shineola,
I look for remedies....on the medicine shelf!!
Oh well, I'ma gettin' older,
is what I think,
but then I panic again,
at all that hair in the sink.
Perhaps I'll look like VinDiesel,
It'll be cool to look that way,
but there's that hair again,
I'm in total dismay.
So this is my routine,
each and every day.
how can I change it?
Any ideas? Throw em this way!!!
This is really funny; it sure put a smile on my face. And how true it is. I just thought this same thing the other day, how much we do the very same thing each and every day when we get up. I'm sure if we tried to change our routine it would throw us into a panic. And how did our routine develop in the first place, and why is everyone's routine different and unique to each person?-----aagh!!! ---- make it stop, make it stop!---- this thinking and analyzing is hurting my brain!This was great fun, Gary, thanks for this.
